What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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