A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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I have a gay camel

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Elizabeth Warren

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People Order Our Patties

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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gay pom...

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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