- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock Knock Not Yet

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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