- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Knock knock What?

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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