- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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One below was by me: Walter H

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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