- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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