Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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You will not press the like button.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Catholicism.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

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