Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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