- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

more chocolate?

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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