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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Sarah Palin

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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