There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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