Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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