I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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gay pom...

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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People Order Our Patties

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Elizabeth Warren

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I have a gay camel

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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