- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

your mom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

im watching you..

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Poop!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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