So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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