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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Are you a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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