- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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