Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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hey John will you make some copies

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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