A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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