What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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