How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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