What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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