What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How old is your mom Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

An epileptic man attends a rave.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

You and your parents are going to die today

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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