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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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