A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

you and your family will die tonight

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Like this joke, bitch.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face