- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A seal walks into a club.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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