- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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