Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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guest what i love pancakes

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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