A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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