Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

brittney griner

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

William wright is Gay

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a black man? A person

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

tim has no humor

kaite is dumb that is true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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