- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Autism speaks but not really

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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