A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Lets Go Lakers!

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Where's my baby??

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

"Knock knock." "No."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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