- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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