out of your comfort zone

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's an Anti Joke?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

i have two hands.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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what happens every day? People die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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