- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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