- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Sixty... eight

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

willie revilame

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

sharks

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

He--Hey guys

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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