- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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