Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A baby seal walks into a club.

an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Cheese stick

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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