Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

I like your hair

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

William wright is Gay

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

brittney griner

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

The jets are a good team..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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