Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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guest what i love pancakes

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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