What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Religion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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