- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How high is a Chinaman

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Dumb

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Penis.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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