- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

F? No k

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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