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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Christianity

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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