- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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