- Anti Joke

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Women.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

NASCAR

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

PENIS

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

angelosnyder is not gay

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!