- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

womens rights.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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