A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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womens rights

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Justin Bieber

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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