why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

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