Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Women's rights

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Sixty... eight

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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willie revilame

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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sharks

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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