- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What is white black and Chinese A panda

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

roses are red, violets are violet.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Women's rights

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Sixty... eight

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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