What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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bacon

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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