- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do u call a apple a apple

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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