Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Christianity

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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i have two hands.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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