- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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