- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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