Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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42, that is all

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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