Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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