Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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The WNBA

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Anti Joke

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