whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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And more;

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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