I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Internet Explorer

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why? Why Not?

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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