roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Christianity

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Chinese men having large penis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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