- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Justin Bieber's mother.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Catholicism.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

There's my tractor.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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