what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Cancer.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

You and your parents are going to die today

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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