- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Are you a tree

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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