Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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your mother

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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bacon

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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