Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

what do u call a apple a apple

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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