- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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