why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What does two plus two equal? 4

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

He walked in a bar

I am a women

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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