- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Your future.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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