- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

david poredos

Do you want icecream, Björn?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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