Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Bean.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Choir.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

7+5=12

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Anti Joke

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