Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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The WNBA

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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