What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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