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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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