- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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