- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

suck my balls mr.garison

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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