Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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