- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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